Faithful Festivities Gifts

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Elfie Stick

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Christmas Pets

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Santa does a keg stand.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Christmas Presents.

"Merry Christmas"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Santa Dog

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"