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'What does Easter mean to you?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Elfie Stick

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Santa does a keg stand.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Christmas Presents.

"Merry Christmas"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Santa Dog

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Easter Egg Delivery