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'I just don't get the point of this game.'

"Fear not, my princess – the summer will come again, and, with it, the children gladly return to build us new castles in the sand!"

'Okay lads, on the count of three, blow!'

"We don't believe in each other anymore."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

A Fairytale Update

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Here be dragons.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Well, that one got away."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Cygnets from Swan Lake