Fairy Tale Fantasies T-Shirts

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

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"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swan Fairy Tales

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Alien David statue

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Toadstools

"You left this on our ship."

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."