Fairy Tale Fantasies T-Shirts

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Seagiraffes

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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Alien David statue

The Fourth Little Pig

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Toadstools

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"You left this on our ship."