Fairytale Prints

'I just don't get the point of this game.'

"Fear not, my princess – the summer will come again, and, with it, the children gladly return to build us new castles in the sand!"

'Okay lads, on the count of three, blow!'

"We don't believe in each other anymore."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

A Fairytale Update

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Here be dragons.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Puss in cement boots"

"Well, that one got away."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."