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Building a gingerbread house

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

A Fairytale Update

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Puss in cement boots"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Knights of the bedside table.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.