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Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

A Fairytale Update

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Warrior Woman

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Puss in cement boots"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!