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Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

A Fairytale Update

The tooth fairy.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Home Sweet Home

"Puss in cement boots"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Warrior Woman

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'