Fairy Tale Tweaker Pillows

'Pretty clever how the stepsisters got out of marrying the prince.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

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Royal Love

Fairy tale

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Jack and the Beanstalk.

Sugar Plum Fairy

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

Cinderella

"It's all yours now."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Snap-Dragon-Fly

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

Cinderella

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Fairy Queen

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."