Tradition Tweaker Pillows

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'Look at it this way Sylvia - I'm at a Bar Mitzvah without the Mitzvah.'

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

"This year I'll also be tweeting out my forecast."

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

Matador

"More milk and cookies. Why never beer and chips?"

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Guy Fawkes dummy listens to a 'Guy Pod'

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

Couple on their way to a wedding. Woman says: 'Apparently, the church is so small we're only allowed to thrown short-grain rice.'

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Origins of a family tradition.

Hanukkah tree

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"