Fairway Fixer Pillows

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Waiting for Pants

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Tee for Two!

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

I warned you to keep it low!

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'What a divot?'