Face-to-facer Pillows

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Tension filled the tent.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

Batman - Face ID

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Early Gurning Centre

We've agreed - no laptops.

Home/work masks.

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'This is my chat room.'

'Can I talk to you offline?'

"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Putting in some Facetime

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'