Face-to-face Communicator Pillows

We've agreed - no laptops.

"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."

"My new year's resolution is to put my phone down, and go back to actually talking to people fact to face!"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Spam in Hell.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Oh, no

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"