Face-to-face Interaction Pillows

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Text Culture

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Glance Exchange

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Profiles in Courage