Friendly Face Pillows

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

Look...a friendly face.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Six feet and a smile

Happy Spring!

"You remembered."

Police lineup with smileys.

"From the gentleman at the bar."

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

"So that's your resting face."

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

Bob practices lying.

Teeth with Braces.

'Such a friendly neighborhood! If I bark all night long, your owner always comes out for a chat!'

Shadow and man

A Legendary Friendship

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

People always ask me for directions because I have a friendly face, but I always get them wrong.

"George has a way with dogs."

"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."

"I don't speak hypothetical."

"I need to stop walking in other people's crap shoes."

"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"

"We're letting him think there's a big media deathwatch."