'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'
Fabulous At Fifty Pillows
Add a touch of comfort and celebration to their space with pillows that embrace the fabulous at fifty vibe. Soft, decorative, and playfully designed, they make a lovely gift for any milestone celebration.
"Your contents have shifted."
"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."
Middle-Age Superheroes
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.
"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"
A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.
"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."
"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."
Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994
'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'
"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."
'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'
Tattoos sagging with time
How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.
"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."
Midlife: You Are Here.
'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'
A senior moment.
Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'
"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"
"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."
Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!
"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."
Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!
Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)
Santa Harley
Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself
Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.
A la recherche des cheveux perdus.
'Mildred....is that you?'
Fabulous At Fifty Pillows Collection
Fabulous At Fifty Mugs
Explore our collection of fabulous at fifty mugs for heartfelt and humorous gifts that brighten their mornings and celebrate this milestone.
Fabulous At Fifty Prints
Browse our inspiring and witty prints designed for the fabulous at fifty—perfect for decorating and celebrating this special milestone.
Fabulous At Fifty T-Shirts
Check out our fabulous at fifty t-shirts—perfect for bringing humor and style to their wardrobe as they embrace their fabulous decade.