Turning 50 Pillows

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

'The mean age of our visitor is 50. It seems like when they turn 50 they get mean.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Happy Birthday!

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'Rough day. My favorite song popped up on the oldies station.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

A Visit From the Jowl Fairy

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

50th Birthday Balloons

Worry lines.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"The closer I get to 50 the more I think it's young."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"Of course 50 is the new 49!"

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Boobing for Apples

Midlife: You Are Here.

Cereals of Life

Heigh-ho,heigh-ho, Snow White Hits The Big Five-O

"Your contents have shifted."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Getting old...