Turning 50 Mugs

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'

'The mean age of our visitor is 50. It seems like when they turn 50 they get mean.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Rearview mirror of life

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Happy Birthday!

Santa Harley

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'Rough day. My favorite song popped up on the oldies station.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

A Visit From the Jowl Fairy

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Don't laugh, Ms. Perky. I've gotten shorter and saggier over time, but I'm still as hot as you."

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

50th Birthday Balloons

Worry lines.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"The closer I get to 50 the more I think it's young."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"Of course 50 is the new 49!"

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Boobing for Apples

Midlife: You Are Here.

Cereals of Life

Heigh-ho,heigh-ho, Snow White Hits The Big Five-O