Eyecare Gifts

"I'm prescribing stronger glasses for you, and I recommend a neck brace for your smartphone use."

Optometrist Humor

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"We have a potential client here in the lobby who is a sailor and and they're wondering if we do 'aye-aye' exams."

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'