Eyecare Prints

"I'm prescribing stronger glasses for you, and I recommend a neck brace for your smartphone use."

Optometrist Humor

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

"We have a potential client here in the lobby who is a sailor and and they're wondering if we do 'aye-aye' exams."

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Madonna of the Pukes.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Foster failure"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

The Baby Walker

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Pool attached to child's bed.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."