Eye Chart Enthusiast Pillows

Pirate's Eye Chart.

When will you admit you need glasses.

Childrens Eye Test

'Run, Spot, run.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"D - I - P - L - O - M - A."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Oculist.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Budget Opticians.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'Make sure they fit straight'

'We're hopeful the built up pressure will subside, but right now he's still in glaucoma.'