Eye Chart Enthusiast Pillows

When will you admit you need glasses.

Childrens Eye Test

'Run, Spot, run.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"D - I - P - L - O - M - A."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

'Make sure they fit straight'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'