Eye Chart Collector Pillows

If children's television taught optometry.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

Childrens Eye Test

Optometrist practical jokes

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Giant

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

"The eyes are the last part of the body to die. The pupils dilate."

Astrology Stars.

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

Fagin from Oliver Twist