Eye Chart Enthusiasts Pillows

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

Glance Exchange

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Oculist.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Budget Opticians.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'