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Examinations.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Nun Binning the Devil

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Let's talk climate change.'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

Arctic Hothouse

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

Revenuers will be shot.

The Demon's Disguise

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

Dreaming of Summer.

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

Catching the Sun

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

You are here... ...Run!!!

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.