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Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Nun Binning the Devil

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Let's talk climate change.'

Arctic Hothouse

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

The Demon's Disguise

Revenuers will be shot.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

Catching the Sun

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Dreaming of Summer.

You are here... ...Run!!!

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'