Extreme Skateboard Advocate Pillows

Extreme Lawyering

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Shred the plank."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"It's the new mobile office."

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'The head of our script department!'

Dog on a skateboard.

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

Slow - Adults

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

Lord Ganesha is sick of this YOLO nonsense.

Building Self-Confidence through Climbing

Kids! Where's your brother?

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

MUM! I don't want a skateboard for my birthday now. I've just found one on top of your wardrobe!

Tuba on Skis

Artistic Skateboard

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

Man Surfing on Skateboard

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

Guru balancing on a skateboard ontop a mountain

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

'This may not be a mummification, professor.'

Tortoise uses skateboard in race with hare.

'Act naturally, Gambetta, we're going for a ride.'