Extreme Golfing Enthusiast Gifts

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Rock Climber

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Putting Practice.