Extreme Gardener Gifts

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Paving over the window-box

Painting nature.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Arctic Hothouse

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Urban Compost Heap.

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

The urban gardener.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Old man watering Death.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Pyramid Garden

Urban Gardens

This patch of weeds sponsored by City Greens

Watering a plant in the rain.

"No cannabis up 'ere Sarge - just courgettes and lettuce."

"You can call it what you want Johnny Appleseed, around here it's littering."

Tree in concrete jungle