Extreme Gardener Mugs

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Painting nature.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Paving over the window-box

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Snail trap

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Arctic Hothouse

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Urban Compost Heap.

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

The urban gardener.

Pyramid Garden

Urban Gardens

This patch of weeds sponsored by City Greens

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Old man watering Death.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Watering a plant in the rain.

"No cannabis up 'ere Sarge - just courgettes and lettuce."

"You can call it what you want Johnny Appleseed, around here it's littering."