Extreme Couponer Gifts

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Starving explorer.

'Do you have any coupons?'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Fishing traps.

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

Mountaineers milk.

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"Race ya."

'This is very uncommon with men, Mr. Beegley... 'Coupon Clippers Wrist'.'

Building Self-Confidence through Climbing

"This is the amount you have to pay Casanova. This is NOT my phone number."

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."

"And WHO let those $10 in ExtraBucks die?"