Extreme Couponing Gifts

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'Just doing the school run.'

Award-Winning Photographer.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Starving explorer.

'Do you have any coupons?'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

CVS receipt airplane banner

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'My mom doesn't use recipes, she uses pizza coupons.'

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

Hand Sanitisers

War reporter

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

Aggressive grocery shopping

"I knew there was no Santa. These are all the candies Mom had coupons for."

'This is the express lane. You're limited to 9 coupons.'

The Courier Out of hell