Extreme Couponing Gifts

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Just doing the school run.'

Award-Winning Photographer.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Do you have any coupons?'

Starving explorer.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

Hand Sanitisers

War reporter

'My mom doesn't use recipes, she uses pizza coupons.'

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

"I knew there was no Santa. These are all the candies Mom had coupons for."

'This is the express lane. You're limited to 9 coupons.'

"Actually, we call these coupons, not 'money saving apps.''

Aggressive grocery shopping