Extreme Collector Gifts

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"You're on a what?!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Imagine

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Over-reaction Man.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Pre-Bay

Starving explorer.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

Bottom House

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

The Sports Fanatic

New summer barbie doll.

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

"She really could shop."

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

'Opps!'

"That one we fished out of the toilet."