Extreme Angler Gifts

And the ability to handle the catch is essential.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Clam Spearing

Statue fishing.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

A man fishing in a tree stump

No 2 Hook

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

'First time fly fishing?'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Eskimo ice fishing.