Extinct Species Buff Pillows

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Early accounting scandals.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Protoplasm

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Geekasaurus.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Bio-obsolescence

"What asteroid?"

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Worm humour

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Mammoth

Natural Selection vending machine.