Extinct Species Buff Pillows

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Early accounting scandals.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Protoplasm

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Geekasaurus.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"What asteroid?"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Bio-obsolescence

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

Mammoth

Worm humour

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Natural Selection vending machine.

Common Dodo!