Extinct Species Pillows

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Save me versus Feed me.

Jurassic Country Club.

"Oh, I'm saving that for Lord Attenborough."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

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Bio-obsolescence

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'It looks like our time is up.'

"Just you wait!"

Snake Charmer

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

'Careful, he bites.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."