Extinct Species Pillows

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Jurassic Country Club.

Save me versus Feed me.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Oh, I'm saving that for Lord Attenborough."

Bio-obsolescence

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

If found please return to mountain

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'It looks like our time is up.'

"Just you wait!"

Life on Earth - endangered species.

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Snake Charmer

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.