'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'
Extinct Species Buff Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints showcasing extinct animals with a humorous edge. Artistic, fun, and perfect for the history and wildlife enthusiast.
'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'
"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'
Early accounting scandals.
'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'
"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"
Protoplasm
'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'
"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."
"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"
Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.
"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."
'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'
"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."
Geekasaurus.
'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'
Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.
Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.
'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'
Bio-obsolescence
"What asteroid?"
'We can't take off yet, Madame!'
"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."
"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."
"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."
Worm humour
"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."
"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"
"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"
Mammoth
Natural Selection vending machine.
Extinct Species Buff Prints Collection
Extinct Species Buff Mugs
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Extinct Species Buff Pillows
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Extinct Species Buff T-Shirts
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