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First Annual Mammal-Dinosaur Potluck

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

FISH ESCAPE.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Christmas escape plan

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager