Extended Family Living Pillows

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Family members!

Paul goes home for the holidays

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Mime Baby

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

The Forever Stamp

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Contest of wills.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Pretzel family.

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Family Feeling

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."