Expressive Monster Lover Gifts

The boogeyman comes out of Timmy's closet in more ways than one.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Zombies.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Monster Clown

'Regular or decapitated?'

Born of the Dead

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

Vampire Bat

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"So much for that vintage!"

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