Explosive Experience Collector Gifts

Missile company employee gets a missile in his 'incoming' tray.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Movies vs. Films

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

We learn by doing

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Odd Spas

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Nuclear Families

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"Travel changed me."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson