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Pop Up Pointillism.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Baroque Peacock

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Rodin's Browser

"She's a miniature."

Imagine

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Two men in urns holding hands

Football Fish

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Art Guidelines

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."