Exploring Art Genres Pillows

Pop Up Pointillism.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Baroque Peacock

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Rodin's Browser

"She's a miniature."

Imagine

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Ether Island

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Y a un truc bizarre."

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Football Fish

Two men in urns holding hands

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

Art Guidelines

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.