Interpreting Art T-Shirts

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Rise of Modern Art

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"He's left out the staples"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Orator translates in many languages.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Art Gallery.

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

Percentage artwork

'I still don't get it.'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Art Guidelines

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."