Artistic Interpretation T-Shirts

When I was in jail, I passed the time by writing my autobiography. I took certain liberties with some of the characters. For instance, you appear in the later chapters

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Well....I could've done this!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Frederic Chopin

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Caricatures $20"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Jimi Hendrix.

Imagine

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"He's left out the staples"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

Orator translates in many languages.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

The Eclectic Chair

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Now who's being judgy?"

Muhammad Dali...