Artistic Interpretation Mugs

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Well....I could've done this!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Frederic Chopin

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Caricatures $20"

Dolores is so avant garde.

Imagine

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"He's left out the staples"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Orator translates in many languages.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

The Eclectic Chair

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"Now who's being judgy?"