Art Interpretation Fan Mugs

St. Eustace

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Sharks' Mission Statement

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Habanero ..."

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