Art Interpretation Fan Gifts

St. Eustace

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Taking a peek at the audience

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Habanero ..."

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