Explorer Pigs Gifts

We've done "here on oink," and we've done "there an oink," but we've never done "everywhere an oink-oink."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Ahhh...'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Dedication to excellence....

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'