Explorer Of The Wild T-Shirts

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Cat box"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Deer Season Open.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

The Lost World: You are Here

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Kangeroo and joey

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Whiplash..."

Jungle

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

No Swimming Allowed

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."