Explorer Of The Wild T-Shirts

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Cat box"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'This is you, enlarged.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

Kangeroo and joey

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

"And that's why you go on safari."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Whiplash..."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

No Swimming Allowed

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."