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That Sinking Feeling

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Crab with a clown face.

The Lost World: You are Here

The discovery of electricity...

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Yonder

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

The car showroom

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Caveman bathroom

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

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"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"The 'Ex' huh?"