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Onion Guillotine

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

Baloneystini

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

All-Candy Seder.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

The Inexperienced Cook

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Tzatzikicicle

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Diet considerations.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Avocado Timeline

Picasso

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"